My Access and Me
by Andrea Kittelson
First sung in honor of Roosevelt Middle School's successful first year of the EETT Tech Grant.
Sung to the tune of Waltzing Matilda:
Mrs. Zamanis had a little trepidation
toward using laptop carts 2 and 3.
But she persevered anyway
and her students wrote great essays
Now she's so proud and anxiety free.
Go My Access
Go My Access
We'll go My Access
the laptops and me...
Plug 'em in
Flip the switch
Log on to the Internet
We'll go My Access
the laptops and me.
Mrs. Daylami called me on the telephone
"The blue light's not on; what, oh, what shall I do?"
I calmed her down and directed her
to the troubleshooting guide in green
and sent her a brainy student too.
Go My Access
Go My Access
We'll go My Access
the laptops and me...
Plug 'em in
Flip the switch
Log on to the Internet
We'll go My Access
the laptops and me.
They and all the others: Shahverdian and Guzman,
Asadourian, Carlson, Mazur and Ford...
Robertson, Dishchekenian, Mellott, Reyes and Stuart,
Glyptis and Kittelson all averaged 4's.
Go My Access,
Go My Access
We'll go My Access
the laptops and me...
Plug 'em in
Flip the switch
Log on to the Internet
We'll go My Access
the laptops and me.